Your Firsts
1. Who was your FIRST prom date?
K.Truong
2. Do you still talk to your FIRST love?
I'm not sure what your definition of "love" is, so maybe?
3. What was your FIRST alcoholic drink?
Henessey
4. What was your FIRST job?
tutor
5. What was your FIRST car?
non applicable
6. Who was the FIRST person to text you today?
I don't get text messages. :(
7. Who is the FIRST person you thought of this morning?
...I don't know?
8. Who was your FIRST grade teacher?
Mrs. Lorrie Borke. :)
9. Where did you go on your FIRST ride on an airplane?
SFO
10. Who was your FIRST best friend & do you still talk?
Mallorie Blodget. no. :(
11. Where was your FIRST sleep over?
...i don't remember.
12. Who was the FIRST person you talked to today?
...i don't remember. haha.
13. Whose wedding were you in the FIRST time?
...i don't remember. there were a lot that i went to.
14. What was the FIRST thing you did this morning?
brush my teeth.
15. What was the FIRST concert you ever went to?
...i don't remember. oh wow. ahhaah
16. What was the FIRST record/tape/CD you bought?
...i don't remember, either.
17. FIRST hospitalization?
uhm. i went to the ER when i fractured my wrist after attempting this silly (but EPIC!) jump with my rollerblades. :)
18. FIRST foreign country you've been to?
Taiwan?
19. FIRST movie you remember seeing?
LION KING!
20. When was your FIRST detention?
...i don't remember, i think i either weasled my way out of things or was never caught?
21. Where did you FIRST meet your spouse/partner now?
my dreams. :)
22. Who was your FIRST roommate?
never had one.
23. What did you do with your FIRST paycheck?
saved it. ...for like 2 minutes. then i shopped. ahha.
24. Your FIRST social networking site?
neopets, if applicable.
25. Who FIRST invited you to Facebook?
my brother forbade me to join it. clearly an invitation.
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First thing you wash in the shower?
my arms (with body scrub)
What color is your favorite hoodie?
the hoodie i like most right now is my WUFO hoodie B) because i am a baller.
Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
sure.
Do you plan outfits?
it just kinda works out.
How are you feeling RIGHT now?
unproductive. and slightly perturbed.
Whats the closest thing to you that's red?
blackberry pearl. :)
Do you say aim or a-i-m?
aim. as in, "ready, aim, fire." (:
Tell me about the last dream you remember having?
uhm, someone glowered/sulked at me and said "you forgot." then walked past me, which made me turn to try to talk to them, only to have me end up falling off my bed because i had rolled/turned in that direction. sad day.
Did you meet anybody new today?
yes, i think. i don't remember.
What are you craving right now?
green bean sprouts.
Do you floss?
rarely.
What comes to mind when I say cabbage?
...and egg soup. so good and warmmmmmm.
When was the last time you talked on aim?
2 or 3 days ago?
Are you emotional?
i have emotions and feelings, so yes...duh?
Would you dance to the taco song?
maybe. :)
Have you ever counted to 1,000?
yeah, it was a dumb 2nd grade experience.
Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it?
lick!
Do you like your hair?
sure i do. (:
Do you like yourself
most of the time.
Have you ever met a celebrity?
dude, i AM a celebrity. B)
Do you like cottage cheese?
sometimes
What are you listening to right now?
P.Mertz awesome remix song!
Are your parents strict?
they are asian.
Would you go sky diving?
uhm....i'm not sure.
Is there anything sparkly in the room you’re in?
MY PRINCESS TIARA CROWN! <3
Do you rent movies often?
no.
Have you made a prank phone call?
yes. they are incredible. :)
Can you count backwards from 74?
uh huh.
Brown or white eggs?
dude, I don't judge by colors. B)
Do you own something from Hot Topic?
no. eww.
Ever been on a train?
yes.
Ever been in love?
i think so. even if it was very brief. :)
Do you have a cell-phone?
yes.
Are you too forgiving?
more like i forget that i'm supposed to be angry/vengeful.
Do you use chap stick?
tous les temps.
What is your best friend doing tomorrow?
whatever they feel that they need to do.
Can you use chop sticks
duh.
Ever have cream puffs?
beard papa's! <3
Is your hair curly?
slightly
Last time you cried?
secret. (:
Ever walked into a wall?
yes. shut up.
Do looks matter?
to some extent, yes. but if i like you, you are more attractive.
Have you ever slapped someone?
yes.
Favorite time of the year?
those special times in the year when the shops put on the signs that spell: S-A-L-E. :)
Favorite color?
tungsten grey. eat your heart out.
Are you sarcastic?
i can be. (:
The last person you held hands with?
i don't remember. i'm at that point in my life where it's not that significant to register into my brain.
Where was your default picture taken at?
in san jose. :( (homesickness...aaahhhh.)
Do you like your life right now?
exams. it needs to fast forward to 1 more week. :D (spring break!)
How often do you talk on the phone?
at least one long conversation once a week.
Do you have good vision?
HA. shut up.
Could you ever forgive a cheater?
as in cheating on tests? not really. but pretty much never for relationship cheaters.
Do you have a job?
yep. (:
Have you ever crawled through a window?
yeah. when i locked myself out of my own house. hahaha.
Did anyone watch you the last time you kissed someone?
aside from the guy who kissed me, i don't think so?
When you're walking, do you stop to drink?
no, i'm not a retard.
Do you believe that if you want something bad enough you'll get it?
yes.
Have you ever kissed someone in a vehicle?
no(t yet).
Ever snuck out of your house?
hush.
Kill or Be killed?
i'm a pacifist.
Break someone’s heart or have your heart broken?
the first is definitely easier, but i don't like being a bitch, so i guess i'd prefer being martyrized for having my heart broken?
What did you do today?
PREVENT THE WORLD FROM SELF-DESTRUCTION!
Do you like someone right this second?
maybe. :)
Would you ever get a tattoo?
i've considered it, and then decided i wouldn't know what to get or where to put it.
Are you a morning person or a night person?
i'm a nice person. :)
Do you snore?
yes. my nasal passage way sucks balls.
Do you know anyone who has gotten an abortion?
i don't really care. it's their business.
What would you do if you opened up your front door to a dead body?
poke it.
Are you talking to anyone while doing this?
poking the body? well i'd call the police or someone.
Do you want a relationship right now?
i don't know. that depends on the person and what kind of relationship it is.
Have you ever thought someone died, when they really didn't?
...no?
Your name plus "ness"?
...NO.
Three feelings at the moment?
sleepy, tired. apathetic.
Done anything you regret so far in life?
plenty.
Where are you right now?
on the moon!
What are you scared of?
failure. disaster. abandonment. disappointing others.
Last song you sang out loud?
SAY MY NAME SAY MY NAME! :D
Who is the last person you talked to on the phone?
uh. roop. :)
Last thing you downloaded on your computer?
porn! no, just kidding, it was a chem problem set solution guide.
Have you changed much this year?
yeah. and, overall, i feel like it's for the better.
Do you speak any other language?
private-joke language, innuendos, vietnamese, flattery, and some horrible french
What's the craziest thing you've done?
i can't tell you, it's just too amazing. it does involve a laptop and a song from the lonely island. (:
What are you looking forward to this summer?
baller-ness and legend-mode of epic proportions
Last time you smiled?
right now.
Have your parents ever caught you drinking?
they bought drinks for me. ahhah.
Do you love the last boy/girl you were talking to?
anna? yeah, she has a special place. :) <3
Honestly, who was the last person to tell you that they love you?
everyone says it, i don't remember.
What do you spend most of your money on?
clothes. food.
Is there a secret you've never told your parents?
pffft. haaa. :)
Have you ever dyed your hair?
yeah. it was kinda dumb.
Are you wearing a necklace?
yyyyeeeeuppp.
What's something that can always make you feel better?
a good, heart-warming hug.
How's your heart lately?
beating the shit out of my RBCs! (...i don't think that's correct)
Are you a cuddler?
uhm. i like having someone's presence, but i'll never publicly admit this. ahha. (:
Will this weekend be a good one?
i hope so.
Who can always cheer you up?
strangers.
Have you ever gone nude/streaked in public?
no.
Who hugged you last?
p.mertzilla!
Have you ever worn the opposite sex's clothing?
plenty. (:
What is your relationship status?
"complicated" with sehoon park. ahha (:
Who was the last person to come to your house?
either jonas or kent?
Look behind you, what do you see?
my shoes.
How many rooms does your house have?
many.
Whats on your schedule for tomorrow?
baller-ness.
The last song you heard?
brooklyn girls by charles hamilton.
When is the next time you'll hit up a club?
there are no clubs in humble hicktown williamstown.
How do you feel about abortions?
it's not really my place to judge others. if abortions are the best option in that circumstance, go for it. i really don't care.
Describe your best friend?
yes.
Who was the last person to touch you?
anna. well, more like i touched her.
How late did you stay up last night and why?
late.
What's the connection between you and the last person you texted?
i don't have texting.
Do you know anyone that is currently locked up?
i don't understand what you mean by "locked up"
Have you ever dated someone longer than a year?
god, no.
Have you ever been so drunk that you passed out?
/nods.
Do you think that you’re a good person?
yes.
Have you ever loved someone so much that it hurt?
sure.
Are you happier single or in a relationship?
depends on the nature of singlehood or relationship-dom.
Have you ever flirted with a friends crush?
only to tease the friend, or sometimes unintentionally.
When is the last time you took a nap?
today. for 10 minutes.
Whose bed did you sleep in last night?
Mine.
Do you like winter time?
to some extent.
Seven days from now will you be in a relationship?
that'd be weird.
How many different people of the opposite sex have you cried over?
i don't count.
Last time you took a shower?
after this survey.
What were you doing at 8:00 this morning?
up. but still lingering in bed. :)
Have you ever been around someone who was high?
...hahahhha. YEAUPPP.
Do you like where you live?
yes. but i wish it was 20 degrees (F) warmer. D:
Explain why you last threw up?
because i was anorex---no, i was sick. and it was a long time ago.
Are you a jealous person?
to some extent.
Did you have a good birthday this year?
yes. thanks everyone! <3
What are your outlooks on gay/bisexual relationships?
i don't care.
Who was the last person you rode in the car with that was under 21?
i don't remember/care?
Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight?
yeah. it's horrible. D:
Do you have any brothers?
1.
What should you be doing right now?
showering.
Name everyone that made you smile today?
there are many, which i really appreciate and am thankful for.
What's the last piercing you got?
ears. 1 per.
Do you want to be married right now?
god, no.
What is your favorite flavor of jelly?
orange! and strawberries, but not together.
Do you want children?
uh. maybe 2? i don't really know. children don't sound good right now.
Do people underestimate you?
i don't really care.
Ever been kissed under fireworks?
no, but that'd be cute.
Are you usually the heart breaker or the heart broken?
/shrugs, don't worry about it, "i hit something every day." (;
Who was the last person you were mad at?
/shrugs. don't remember.
Do you give out second chances too easily?
...not quite.
Had plans and broke them?
all the time. :(
When was the last time you saw your grandparents?
when i was in 8th grade. :(
Was there anyone who "made your day"?
everyone contributed. (:
Thursday, March 12, 2009
Sunday, March 8, 2009
excellence, just pure excellence
You asked her out, she said no. You asked her friends to ask her, she still said no. You surprised her outside her gynecologist’s office and, afraid for her life, she said yes.
Now’s the time to set the mood and open up with the best line you’ve got, or perhaps several lines in a row so that she can choose the best one to respond to - fishing with dynamite.
1) “I noticed that you have breasts and that they are both equally awesome.”
Women love compliments, especially about their breasts, and especially on the first date. Try to wait at least until the appetizer comes, wait for her to reach over and grab a mozzarella stick, assess the validity of the statement you’re about to make (so that it sounds truthful), and lay it on smooth with your best Barry White voice.
2) “I noticed when I picked you up that your mom is attractive.”
As you may see, the best pick up lines start with “I noticed,” because women like men who pay attention to the details. They also want you to like their families, and thus calling out her mom’s MILFness is a sure winner. No Barry White voice is needed for this one; just follow up with asking for a picture of her mom to keep in your wallet.
3) “When we have kids, our daughters are going to be hot.”
This approach works on numerous levels. It shows that you are thinking about kids, that you want daughters, and that you think little girls are hot. It’s a three-point shot, and you sir, will hit nothing but net. If this one backfires, bring up the time you surprised her outside her gynecologist’s office to change the subject.
4) “Today, I learned the average pe**s is three inches long. Could you pass the salad, please?”
Two things happen here – you make it known that you are an avid learner, and you look polite when you say “please.” Don’t follow up with a comment about your own pe**s, because that would be inappropriate. Wait until later when things get hot and heavy for her to realize that you are slightly above average.
5) “When we get home, ignore my roommate, she’s my girlfriend.”
Much like the other four lines, you want your date to feel safe, like you are always looking out for her. Also, she will be excited to hear that she will have somebody to hang out with when you get tired of being chivalrous and want to play Halo.
What's your best ice-breaker for the first date?
my personal favorite: is number 1. so classy.
Now’s the time to set the mood and open up with the best line you’ve got, or perhaps several lines in a row so that she can choose the best one to respond to - fishing with dynamite.
1) “I noticed that you have breasts and that they are both equally awesome.”
Women love compliments, especially about their breasts, and especially on the first date. Try to wait at least until the appetizer comes, wait for her to reach over and grab a mozzarella stick, assess the validity of the statement you’re about to make (so that it sounds truthful), and lay it on smooth with your best Barry White voice.
2) “I noticed when I picked you up that your mom is attractive.”
As you may see, the best pick up lines start with “I noticed,” because women like men who pay attention to the details. They also want you to like their families, and thus calling out her mom’s MILFness is a sure winner. No Barry White voice is needed for this one; just follow up with asking for a picture of her mom to keep in your wallet.
3) “When we have kids, our daughters are going to be hot.”
This approach works on numerous levels. It shows that you are thinking about kids, that you want daughters, and that you think little girls are hot. It’s a three-point shot, and you sir, will hit nothing but net. If this one backfires, bring up the time you surprised her outside her gynecologist’s office to change the subject.
4) “Today, I learned the average pe**s is three inches long. Could you pass the salad, please?”
Two things happen here – you make it known that you are an avid learner, and you look polite when you say “please.” Don’t follow up with a comment about your own pe**s, because that would be inappropriate. Wait until later when things get hot and heavy for her to realize that you are slightly above average.
5) “When we get home, ignore my roommate, she’s my girlfriend.”
Much like the other four lines, you want your date to feel safe, like you are always looking out for her. Also, she will be excited to hear that she will have somebody to hang out with when you get tired of being chivalrous and want to play Halo.
What's your best ice-breaker for the first date?
my personal favorite: is number 1. so classy.
Wednesday, March 4, 2009
guess what?
i turned 19 on monday.
i read from this book once about this girl saying that she turned 10, but she isn't just 10, but also 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, and 10. that's the closest theory i can think of which correlates to my feelings and mentality right now. i still feel very much the same, and i'm thankful for that.
it's strange, i'll have to admit, to realize how young you are when you turn a year older. at least, that was my take. i've always celebrated my brithday with my parents, and then have some celebrations with my friends either later or before. but this year, i wasn't with my parents. homesickness hit hard (again), and i wound up bawling on one of my good friend's floor in a fetal position for a good hour (...like what 3-year-olds do).
on one hand, i realized how childish and not-very-grown-up-at-all i was, and on the other, i realized how important my friends were to me. i don't feel like reflecting on moments like this, but this is something important, which i'm glad i realize.
but anyway, highlights of the week (so far):
1. surprise birthday thing from friends. really nice.
2. good news regarding ssp '09 tutoring
3. received a package from wong fu productions (toon spencer jr plushie) from...anonymous. (seriously, who are you?)
4. a ton of well-wishes on birthday. (thanks, again, everyone. i really appreciate it. sinceriously)
5. princess crown. i think i'm growing attached to it.
6. tentative plans for Vietnam this summer. uhm. WOW, i'm excited, apprehensive also, but 90% excitement trumps the 10% apprehension.
it's going to be a great summer. and awesome spring break (week 1 w/ WUFO in SC and week 2 w/ p.mertz in maine!)
in the mean time, the magic which fills the seconds, minutes, hours, and days from now 'til spring break are tests, exams, and essays. insert unenthusiastic hurrah here.
i read from this book once about this girl saying that she turned 10, but she isn't just 10, but also 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, and 10. that's the closest theory i can think of which correlates to my feelings and mentality right now. i still feel very much the same, and i'm thankful for that.
it's strange, i'll have to admit, to realize how young you are when you turn a year older. at least, that was my take. i've always celebrated my brithday with my parents, and then have some celebrations with my friends either later or before. but this year, i wasn't with my parents. homesickness hit hard (again), and i wound up bawling on one of my good friend's floor in a fetal position for a good hour (...like what 3-year-olds do).
on one hand, i realized how childish and not-very-grown-up-at-all i was, and on the other, i realized how important my friends were to me. i don't feel like reflecting on moments like this, but this is something important, which i'm glad i realize.
but anyway, highlights of the week (so far):
1. surprise birthday thing from friends. really nice.
2. good news regarding ssp '09 tutoring
3. received a package from wong fu productions (toon spencer jr plushie) from...anonymous. (seriously, who are you?)
4. a ton of well-wishes on birthday. (thanks, again, everyone. i really appreciate it. sinceriously)
5. princess crown. i think i'm growing attached to it.
6. tentative plans for Vietnam this summer. uhm. WOW, i'm excited, apprehensive also, but 90% excitement trumps the 10% apprehension.
it's going to be a great summer. and awesome spring break (week 1 w/ WUFO in SC and week 2 w/ p.mertz in maine!)
in the mean time, the magic which fills the seconds, minutes, hours, and days from now 'til spring break are tests, exams, and essays. insert unenthusiastic hurrah here.
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